How about a little story that includes 6 of these JOHN WAYNE references?

I'm in love with an action Hero....Thundar!!! He epitomized ruggedly individualistic masculinity. With him, There's no more time for praying! AMEN! The Searchers, have looked high low and given up. He can't be found. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't ! He Cast a Giant Shadow in my life on The Longest Day of the week, Saturday. I knew he would find Trouble Along the Way and that he would stop the Seven Sinners. Oh my hero, putting down the injustices!! So, What do you want me to do? Draw you a picture?, I'm in love with Thundar the Barbarian. He's my hero.